Eggstacee.com
It is FINALLY working. At least it is online. It’s a practically bare page hehe…
The hosting company threw me a bone and fixed the issue preventing it from going live.
NOW the fun part, filling it in!
Yay!
The ground is now broken on the playground (:
If I were a pony….
Hey, my camera flips! I need some sleep. And, wow, I’m getting old.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )What wind?
Wind? Wait, there’s nothing natural about that airflow – it’s caused by how badly I’m sucking at figuring out css and website stuff.
I ~SO~ need to find something that lays out the basic premises (premi?) of how to begin to grasp it overall. I have to figure out how to hold the whip and the chair just right to coax it into submission.
I’m pouting – On the inside.
Eventually I’ll tire of Egypt and get away from deNile
EUREKA!!!!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO DO FOR D A Y S NOW.
WHOO WHOOO WOOOOOO
GO GO me!
It is ON, I’m going to kick my domain’s BUTT tomorrow
YEAH
-MomGyver
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Woah Nelly
eggstacee.com …ahhh….
I jumped on the host’s site building tools like a necrophiliac locked in a morgue after hours. NO clue where to start so I called tech and they assumed from my lack of a need for spoon feeding I was – and I quote – a “twirly head” … a code mistress and threw my into drupal and joomla (all css or ccs whatever, It was like trying to see the redheads dozer saw in the scrolling code in the matrix, meant jack to me) They thought they were being helpful …
WRONG
I was knee deep in dip. So I jumped all over everything else quickly learning they wanted more scratch. I already paid what I’m going to pay. Any ads on MY domain will be tucked away together to huddle in a “closet” page and EVERYONE will be warned before getting anywhere near it. I’m not down like that. The domain is my bitch. HAHAHAHAHA
HA
So, anyway, it’s been mutating like the crap in a hot lava lamp lately, for that I apologize but I’ve been trial and erroring it. I THINK I have it now. At least I have a crap ton of cool stuff lined up. Now I have to see how to fit the puzzle pieces together.
Today I had an uber bitchin thought… EGG HUNT contests with prizes yeah yeah yeah. I had QQ rolling with the crap I’m going to lay out.
House of Egg. My own personal playground and OHHHH how everyone is invited. It’s in the works, I promise it may look like hot ass in the beginning (now) but that’s just part of the fun. Like having a puppy, better, having a neighbor with a puppy. You get to watch it grow, play with it, goof off and all but don’t have to lift a finger to help it along (:
Laugh with me as I screw this thing up and MomGyver it into what I know it can be in the back of my head !
I have NO CLUE what I’m doing… I just know what it is going to be when I’m done. I’ll get it done if I have to put my flip flopped foot off in my isp’s arse. (hiiiya)
yeah baby… supernocodewysiwygbangbangpartyhouseclickGO!
http://eggstacee.com I have no idea what it looks like right now, I’m too scared to peek. waitill I slap the plug ins and widgets and superuber dropdown menu on – then who’s the boob. boobs haha I said boobs
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Drumroll Please
HTTP://WWW.EGGSTACEE.COM lives!
Ok, so I spent two days figuring out that Joomla is latin for Stacy knows JACK about css and formatting (and templates and posting and layouts and script and …. blah …blahblah..ect)
So I tucked my invisible tail and lit up wordpress.org on my host and slapped a temporary page with a little tease on it. Mea Culpa (did I spell that right?) Pardon Moi, odelay, whatever but it’s not funny… it’s
d I F f e R E n T
Like me (: It’s going to be my virtual nest… kinda like the spot I laid claim to on the far end of the couch here at my rl house. Only BETTER – Oh YEAH. I’m going to rock it’s socks off… or whatever the nerd equivilent of that is. I’ll have to do a search while I’m looking up how to church up a website.
Wait, not church it up, make it ~bitchin’~ ! Yeah, somebody drag my teenager in here so she can translate “cool” for those under 30…
I’m so gonna MOMGYVER that monkey trucker
YEAH
rockin the domain, fear that. I’m spreading like mono hahahaha ewww social diseases. Nobody lick the screen and we should all be alright.
fair enough
-s
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Did I just say that out loud? 