10 Great Ways to Get Noticed as a Blogger

Posted on December 4, 2012. Filed under: Announcements, Miscellaneous | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

I caught the eye of an amazing woman, Lesley Carter, she has been ALL OVER the place!

WOW is all I  have to say, you should see her site, she’s with Bucket List Publications.

10 Great Ways to Get Noticed as a Blogger.

 

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Needy

Posted on November 28, 2012. Filed under: Mental Hurling, Miscellaneous, Musings, Prose | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

An ancient tool, little else
passed from hand to hand.
Its origin is unknown
- workings quite the mystery
Each who wields it leaves their mark
- shapes future outcomes.
But such things lay in mystery
to random hands.
The tool, a marvel a menace,
some leave, work incomplete 
incapable of tolerating the unmistakable
and incessant noise it produces.
Those who tolerate and persevere 
are rewarded with wonder and delight.
Once set in motion this tool
- indescribable!
Yet fallible, it lays silent,
glaring signs of misuse and harm scattered
across its silent form.
Even in the most malevolent hands
it has produced surreal sights,
sublime beauty.
It has a purpose and that is its gift.
Time and distraction combined 
to cancel the mechanism
It makes no sound.
Serves no purpose.
Produces no inspiration.
It withers alone, useless.
The victim of oversight
and inertia it waits.
Its inner workings longing 
for needy hands.
Denying the passage of time
since it last heard 
the useful whine of its gears and cogs
The constant audible reassurance,
I am here
I am of use
I can astound!
Stupidly, it sits immobile
hoping for the day desperation
leads curious hands
to let it feel alive one more time
Willing in every inch of its being 
to reward that with magnificence.

escm?11tymm
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Aw crap

Posted on October 25, 2012. Filed under: Announcements, goofy crap, justice, Miscellaneous, Musings, why the hell not | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Man, I’ve been on stinknasty simmer for hours since my storage place called to tell me some Dane Cook wannabe felt compelled to do a B & E … I’m kinda ashamed nothing was stolen… ANYway
Someone called the eggline and…. Hungthefookup .
’tis not the “Jour D’Oeuf” of that I’m now certain. It’s hardly news if  you’re in the know.

Yawn.
Ta!

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Soccer moms=Clown shoes

Posted on August 26, 2012. Filed under: Announcements, goofy crap, justice, Miscellaneous | Tags: , , , , , |

MOMGYVER !
Why?
Because I HAVE to.

YEAH!   eatit petty princesses

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Dead battery
Yeah, that’s some 2x4s and a freak carseat from the gutter (whilst mid nose-fling take an instant and let the word ~leverage~ caress your frigid intellect … feelin the gyvery goodness yet?)
I feel it. Like I fell down a high speed 10 story escallator while getting jumped into an angry gang of cows.
Call me MooGyver? In The Herd names are the whole thing. Can’t throw a herd sign worth a cow flop with hooves.

I digress…
I’ve been screwed 8 hours.
New Caney you douches – eatit.

I’M FREE EATIT EVERY ASSHAT WHO DID

NOTHING

especially the ones who slowed to read, then drove off without dropping out of 3rd.
Hope you get a splinter hahaha

Seriously tho, eatit.
I have a clutch to pop

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Level baby
Rrruuuuoh

Oohmigawd

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Eggstacee.com

Posted on August 20, 2012. Filed under: Announcements | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

It is FINALLY working. At least it is online. It’s a practically bare page hehe…

The hosting company threw me a bone and fixed the issue preventing it from going live.

NOW the fun part, filling it in!

http://eggstacee.com

Yay!
The ground is now broken on the playground (:

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What wind?

Posted on April 29, 2012. Filed under: Announcements, Miscellaneous | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

Wind? Wait, there’s nothing natural about that airflow – it’s caused by how badly I’m sucking at figuring out css and website stuff.
I ~SO~ need to find something that lays out the basic premises (premi?) of how to begin to grasp it overall. I have to figure out how to hold the whip and the chair just right to coax it into submission.
I’m pouting – On the inside.
Eventually I’ll tire of Egypt and get away from deNile

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Drumroll Please

Posted on January 6, 2012. Filed under: Announcements, Miscellaneous, Musings | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

HTTP://WWW.EGGSTACEE.COM lives!

Ok, so I spent two days figuring out that Joomla is latin for Stacy knows JACK about css and formatting (and templates and posting and layouts and script and …. blah …blahblah..ect)

So I tucked my invisible tail and lit up wordpress.org on my host and slapped a temporary page with a little tease on it.  Mea Culpa (did I spell that right?) Pardon Moi, odelay, whatever but it’s not funny… it’s

d I F f e R E n T

Like me (:  It’s going to be my virtual nest… kinda like the spot I laid claim to on the far end of the couch here at my rl house. Only BETTER – Oh YEAH.  I’m going to rock it’s socks off… or whatever the nerd equivilent of that is.  I’ll have to do a search while I’m looking up how to church up a website.

Wait, not church it up, make it ~bitchin’~ !  Yeah, somebody drag my teenager in here so she can translate “cool” for those under 30…

I’m so gonna MOMGYVER that monkey trucker

YEAH

http://eggstacee.com

rockin the domain, fear that. I’m spreading like mono hahahaha ewww social diseases. Nobody lick the screen and we should all be alright.

fair enough

-s

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