Jesus would tip

Posted on February 1, 2013. Filed under: goofy crap, justice, Miscellaneous, Musings, why the hell not | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I couldn’t help but slap this onto my blog. It is actually started as a comment on the page but then I realized I was standing on a soap box when I finished typing so I said wtf, I’ll blog this puppy.

It’s this kind of idiocy that makes me comfy being more hermit than not. There are so many people walking around just oozing ignorance and stupidity… but don’t point it out because they’ll misquote the bible and knock the hell out of you for insulting them… ( ok, that’s not really factual, that only applies to faux christians, the ones who believe in Jesus but go Jewish when mad… eye for an eye??? Jesus never kicked anyone’s ass, he turned the other cheek. You know the ones, they tell you how they’re better christians than _______ because they _______. …Wow, really? Clueless to the sinfest they’re reveling in generally I silently back away and make for the door, kinda like when you walk up on a snake in the woods. (quietly, slowly, easy… little further…. almost there…. now RUN!)          hahaha!!!    They can get pretty pissed, radical christians are Neo don’t you know? The One. Clearly ready to fly solo up in heaven too because they, and they alone know the path to divinity, and if you don’t agree – well you’re going to hell (after they kick your ass)

Here is my response to the article (a.k.a. a you suck at normie rant, quiet on the set… and…. ACTION!)
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Where is the logic in this hypocrite’s actions? She’s supposed to be a person of God? Tithing is 10% of one’s INCOME.  The large party auto gratuity, based on people IN YOUR PARTY, is in this case, 18% of the DINER CHARGES.
It’s this kind of backward thinking (or rather failure to think) that sets off a hilariously ironic illustration of the “Big 7”:
Vanity (a condescending attempt to insult the waitress)
Greed (dodging a tip that was rightfully earned)
Sloth (failure to set an example as a positive spiritual leader ie: Jesus wouldn’t do that)
Pride (signing Pastor above her name, in order to glorify her position, only done out of self promotion)
Anger (obviously she was angry or she wouldn’t have “punished” the server for the restaurant’s policy by denying her payment for services rendered).
She’s just missing Envy and Gluttony.
I don’t know the so called “Pastor personally. I’m not saying they are or aren’t there, the forecast is grim if her actions in this instance are any indicator… Anyone can say they are christian, proclaim they are a holy person, doesn’t mean it is true. I can swear I’m a pony, doesn’t mean you can saddle me up and win the Kentucky Derby.
The woman is an embarassment to organized religion, what do clergy and the like do? Abdicate? is the a Vice Pastor to step in?  Maybe real pastors will gang up and have an intervention and save her “flock” from further exposure to ineptitude.  (hint hint) Just a thought. Ms Bell, you need to start over, find someone learned who understands the christian tennents and a psychologist who can end your delusional grasp of what it takes to lead others.  I get the feeling your reputation was pretty smudged before the receipt hit the internet.  I am not a christian but I do believe in the christian tennants and that christianity is nothing but a positive and benevolent religion. Actions such as yours tarnish the reputations of humble people of faith everywhere. I am not without sin by your standards but I’ll cast my stones, feel free to lob them back — but when you do, please make sure they are composed of logical, rational statements/rebuttals and free of contradiction and hypocrisy. Otherwise they tend to have a boomarang effect.
I am not claiming to be perfect, I am just not cruel and deceptive and attempting to be a spiritual guide to others while clearly deluded when it comes to proper morals and making judgement calls.

She’s totally going to hell…   which sucks because I’m told I’m on my way too, it IS about suffering!

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A hard topic. I managed restaurants and bars. A waitress was getting paid $2.00 under minimum wage. Then they were change taxes on 8% of bill. No tip. Poor waitress payed for part of the bill. I know the hardship of the food industry. If I can. i always tip well and get outstanding service also.

I have to admit, I’m not a big fan of the concept of “tipping,” in general. It always seemed odd to me, especially because only certain jobs are expected to get tips while similar jobs don’t. Y’know, you tip the cab-driver, but not the bus-driver. You tip the pizza-delivery person, but not the UPS or Fed Ex delivery person. And when it comes to servers, I’ve always heard the argument that most of them depend on tips, but that also seems wrong to me. Shouldn’t they just get paid a living wage to begin with? But I digress, that’s probably a whole other topic for discussion. So, that being said, I do always tip, in fact I’ve been told that I’m very generous tipper, because, well, that’s what’s expected in society, and I’m nothing if not a conformist.

Hey J R LeMar, I responded to your Comment and it turned into the post I’m putting up in a second. I was little miss talkmonster, whoops! Look what you didn’t MAKE me do but I’m implying that it’s your fault so I won’t have to admit I blew over an hour typing mindless prattle
hehe!
thanks for reading and commenting, I THINK YOURE A ROCKSTAR FOR THIS

I always wanted to be a rockstar.

Alois M Bell 2801 Dayton St St Louis, MO 63106

I LOVED it, it changed my entire LIFE. I feel brand new, my mind is sharper, sights are sightier, smells smellier, tastes are yummier, I think I regenerated my utereus! It’s a brand new world, thank you me for blowing my mind with your sarcasm, endless ability to never shut up and refusal to grasp idiocy as you swim in your own stupidity. Much Love, Me.


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