An electrified world full of hypocrisy, there your claim: top of your kind
Your sham dripping with irony because what you tout is maligned
Audaciously you solicit adoration, arrogantly blow your own horn
But woe to the fool pushing platitudes to which their ego can’t conform.
~Eggfucius circa: onayesterday~
I tucked this one away initially. I think it's time I aired it out. It makes me laugh... a lot. ( : Everyone over the age of 30 needs to say the most juvenile bathroom reference from their childhood they can recall, not in public but definately aloud, then read... (no reason for the last request, I just think it's hilarious at 40 to call my sister out of the blue and say "fartface" like when we were kids. Hearing stuff like that pop out of your mouth as an adult can be funnier than you might think.)
I'm back, front, AND both sides.
I had no idea how to justify my exsistence until the last couple of years, I discovered people respond to what I mentally choke out in an act of self preservation. My twisted confessions to personal toment give others relief. In a sadistic way I adore that. Thank you for inspriring me to do this at all, you're the only reason I began to get published. Marcella Cook, thanks for pestering me and being a constant pain in my ass till I caved. You redefined my life by shoving me onto the internet and I can't thank you enough. I love you for this
you're amazing, and I'm a ritur now heuck heuck woooo wooo! ye haw