SMProverb

Posted on March 24, 2013. Filed under: Miscellaneous |

Reblogged from Did I just say that out loud?:

An electrified world full of hypocrisy, there your claim: top of your kind

Your sham dripping with irony because what you tout is maligned

Audaciously you solicit adoration, arrogantly blow your own horn

But woe to the fool pushing platitudes to which their ego can’t conform.

~Eggfucius circa: onayesterday~

I tucked this one away initially. I think it's time I aired it out. It makes me laugh... a lot. ( : Everyone over the age of 30 needs to say the most juvenile bathroom reference from their childhood they can recall, not in public but definately aloud, then read... (no reason for the last request, I just think it's hilarious at 40 to call my sister out of the blue and say "fartface" like when we were kids. Hearing stuff like that pop out of your mouth as an adult can be funnier than you might think.)

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